Today’s post mentions items of a girly nature. For my manly men-type readers, I suggest checking out the work I’m doing with Spoons 4 Spoonies and our campaign to expand our reach. Go ahead guys, my feelings won’t be hurt.
In fact, if all y’all would take a look, that’d be great. I’ll wait here…
Awesome, right? I know.
Now, for some not so awesome things about being a girl. Because hormones.
*Though I am happy my body is finally doing what it’s supposed to be doing (for once), these cramps are BS.
*I need a maid.
*Mother Nature has decided that I should PMS and flare in the same week. She has a wicked sense of humor, apparently. I’m not laughing.
*If I must pluck one more white hair from my face this week, I will start stabbing things.
*Why is there never enough chocolate?
*Heating pads when it’s 80 degrees outside feel more than a little ridiculous.
*If I start bawling at another stupid commercial, I’m going to scream.
*Can someone please explain why my pants are falling off my ass but the number on the scale isn’t going down?
*My hormones want me to be cuddled and loved on. My hyper-sensitive body doesn’t want to be touched. This is why people are homicidal.